See that man sitting at the Bar?
Yes, that man, right there. The one with a smirk like a razor blade, or maybe a very self-satisfied cat. Attractive, cheerful-- he even looks friendly, or at least tends to smile every time he happens to catch someone's eye.
Don't talk to him. It's a bad idea. Trust me on this one.
Well, all right then. Don't say I didn't warn you, because I did, and we both know it.